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About
Werewolf, Baby!
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My Reptile Interests
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Velociraptors.
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Other Interests
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Building inventions in my space lab in space.
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Occasionally I like to take jobs caretaking hotels for the winter, and write novels. Then I like to go a bit stir-crazy and misread my family, hallucinate awesome bar-tenders and parties, and listen to the hallucination of one of the former caretakers as he tells me to "correct" my family, by which he means "murder the bajeebus out of them with an axe", go find an axe, and then try my damnedest to axe everyone to death, run through a hedge-maze, and freeze to death by morning, only to join the creepy eternal party, as evidenced by the weird picture on the wall. Stupid hotels on Indian burial grounds.
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Music
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GaGa, Ke$ha, Zombie, Cooper, Manson, Tallica, Dio, JoCo, and Rammstein. There's no cute pet name for Rammstein. : (
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Movies
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Dark City, Hellraiser, the Big Lebowski, Royal Tenenbaums, Jurassic Park, the Shining, and JFK - OPERATION MONGOOSE, trust NO ONE!
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Professional
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Professional Game Warden. Originally from Kenya, I was a long-term employee for Dr. Hammond on his animal park, so naturally working on the new park for better pay and more excitement is a no-brainer. I got an arsenal, but have to deal with some pretty big inconveniences, like velociraptors all the time, which is an incredible inconvenience when they come in a box and you have to get them OUT of the box, with amateurs, they start cawing at each other because they have some rudimentary language, test the electrical fence, figure out how to open doors, use mirrors, chase people through kitchens, and the WORST is when they do that three-fold hunting thing. Once you see one, you'd better bet that the other two are about to kill you like MAD from the sides. Unless you're watching out specifically FOR them while you protect blondie so she can flip the switch, and even though you're pretty good with your Franchi SPAS-12, the big girl comes out of the bushes and... well... Clever Girl....
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Anything else?
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Midnight offerings
in a mini skirts and
Mr. Rock N Roll
Satan's Cheerleaders
Bouncing pom poms
Bouncing pom poms
Rave on with me
Vampire lovers in palm bikinis say
uh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh
Cannibal man and a jungle girl say
uh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh
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Full Name:
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Werewolf, Baby!
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Location:
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Narnia, or possibly some kinda closet., WA US
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Gender:
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Female
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Birthday:
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October 15, 1983
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Member Since:
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Sunday, October 5, 2008
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Last Login:
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Wednesday, March 1, 2017
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